Uh-oh SpaghettiO’s

inside an american apparel store. so fucking hip

you know who you are

outside in a tornado right now

I LOVE EVERYTHING

gabbyrhymeswithorange:

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ivanvanko:

ipunchedadick:

livinonaprayer21772:

-heathledger:

sabor:

-cuntplug:

youmaybeoffended:

Snape kills Dumbledore.

The dog dies.

Freddy comes back and kills that chick’s mom. Through a mirror.

you die.

Bruce Willis was dead all along

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern die.

Donnie Darko goes back in time and really dies at the beginning when the engine crashes into his bedroom.

Gay Perry really is gay.

it turns out he lied to himself to make him believe he didn’t kill his wife and the story about sammy jenkis was really about him. after his friend, not the guy who raped and killed his wife, teddy, told him this, he wrote himself a note that would eventually lead to his killing of teddy. he had already killed john g. oh and natalie really was using him.

Jim Carey is the guy that wrote the book about the number 23. The story told in the book is actually about his college experience. He doesn’t remember because he tried to kill himself and it damaged his memory.

Tyler Durden was a figment of Edward Nortons imagination the whole time, and he’s the one starting the fight clubs all over America.

The prince saves Aurora with true loves kiss after slaying Maleficent.

In celebration of Arbitrary Day I entered into a nationwide Secret Santa.

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